natalie portman

1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me May 13, 2005

Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

by Bite me March 19, 2005

portmantorgasm

1. the extreme sense of accomplishment one experiences when one comes up with portmanteau or blend of words

2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau

Timothy had a portmantorgasm in the middle of the cafeteria after realizing that "spork" came from "spoon" and "fork".

by hazardcat May 2, 2010

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

by Jedi421 January 6, 2009

Postmaestroo

Postmaestroo is a player of the famous roblox league Ro Evolution Soccer Association.

The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan

Below is one of the following examples;

MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL

by Dannyvoetballer October 10, 2020