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poster-face

Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.
Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!
by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010
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poster

A user who authors a "post" in an online bulletin board.
by Jonathan Corley December 4, 2004
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Poster Nut Bag

Jimmy's Cat from Phish's song "Harpua"
who's been hit by a comet, sucked into the depths of Hell by the vibration of death, killed by Harpua the most evil & ugly dog in the universe, and... Oh look, the storm's gone!
If I ever have a cat I'd like to name him Poster Nut Bag as a tribute to Phish
by Supermmx October 1, 2004
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Posterbait

the act of posting a vague statement to Facebook or Twitter that invariably forces friends to respond with comments that beg for more information to explain the backstory of the original post.
She constantly posterbaits from her iphone with comments like "I can't believe that just happened..." Why can't she just say what "it" is to begin with?!?!
by Sam Sharpe August 29, 2009
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Posters Block

Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010
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pootler

Someone who travels in a slow, leisurely and relaxed manner, most usually on a bicycle. From 'pootle'. pootle
'Clare is going for a pootle on her bicycle'
to 'Clare is a bit of a pootler on her bicycle'.
by ashuk August 18, 2014
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poster-door

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.
I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.
by sneakers March 31, 2014
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