When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.
by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014
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Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.
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A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.
Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
Get the Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder mug.Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder (PAUD) is a disease that can accure after prolonged exposure to content involving the popular 2018 video game "Among Us".
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.
we have to decide this matter among us.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.
(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.
(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.
by Among Us Mental Patient June 2, 2021
Get the Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder mug.1. It is when you do not want something good to happen but are expecting better things to happen
2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking
2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking
"Hey do you want to go with me to donate to charity next saturday?"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"
by EB024 March 27, 2017
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