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breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.
She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.
by mimiknows April 27, 2015
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Hounddog on a Porkchop

A phrase used to express anger, shock, or confusion.
"What the Hounddog on a Porkchop are you doing?"
by Wordsyo March 29, 2015
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Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.
Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop
by Porkchop42069 January 13, 2018
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Heavy Metal Porkchop

A heavy metal pokchop is used as a name for someone who is so incredibly amazing it should be illegal! A heavy metal porkchop is derived from when the vikings had their first award ceremony for their ransacks. The trophy was a porkchop made of metal. So anybody with the nickname heavy metal porkchop is the freaking bomb and you should be lucky to know them! WOO!!! :D
by Too awesome to tell you! February 26, 2011
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Pakistani Porkchop

When a guy slaps he cock repeatedly over a chicks forehead.
When Bobs fiancee said she was hungry he felt obligated to give her a pakistani porkchop.
by Efetuals April 10, 2010
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stuffed porkchop

When two men have sex with an obese woman at the same time. One inserts his penis into her mouth while the other does the same with her vajayajay or butthole, as they slowly turn her round over a roaring fire. Basically, a lamb roast with a fat chick.
Ken banged Helga in the pooper as Was fed her his man meat and they slowly turned her over the campfire, watching the sweat glisten on their stuffed porkchop.
by drzzzombie February 27, 2014
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Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".
Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!
by littlestar714 December 18, 2011
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