poptarkies

The cross between Poptarts and cookies. Usually, it is a cookie with poptart filling inside.

Slutmuffin loves to eat Unique poptarkies everyday.

by Pat G! April 24, 2008

poptart slut

Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.

They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?

by Amy baby April 4, 2016

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

shitty poptart

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

by puffpufff October 21, 2019

poptcolla

when wearing a collared shirt you pop or flip the collar up.

Wow look at that guys "POPTCOLLA".

by kevin fav September 18, 2005

poptastic

Something good happens.

A state of happiness.

For example you're late for college, you think you're going to miss the bus but you get it in time. Poptastic!

You open your bank statement and find that you have money in there- poptastic!

Your favourite chocolate bar is going in the shops for half price, so you can buy two for the same price... Poptastic!

When someone asks how you are feeling you reply Poptastic!

by dib4uk April 2, 2009