Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Butter your Poptart

After sex, you finish by cumming on her tits.

Once I finish, I’m going to “Butter your Poptart”

by Poptartlover574904277266457 October 31, 2022

strawberry poptart crotch

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina

Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

by asilanna December 5, 2009

Cherry Poptart

Cherry Poptart, is when a male is "getting freaky" with a female, while the male is laying down, the female is ontop going up and down as if she was a poptart poping out of a toaster, while also the male "pops the girls cherry".

"See that girl over there?I cherry poptart her lastnight."

by Crazy Chickitamofia August 14, 2009

yellow poptart

When you pee on someone's face and drink it.

Let's try the yellow poptart method.

by Drnedandzed November 29, 2016

Poptart

One of the many attempts to create an N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply too white, one may call them a poptart.

Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!

by poptarts anonymous January 8, 2011

PopTart

basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.

That girl is such a PopTart. Why dosn't she ever think for herself?

by C Star August 3, 2005