popping a cork

When defecating, a solid stool excreted followed by loose stools or diarrhea.

I'll be out in a minute! I'm popping a cork right now!

by BleedDemon July 8, 2016

Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.

Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.

by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012

pancake popping

Taking the virginity of a flat chested girl.

"I'm out pancake popping tonight. Wish me luck".

by Mad Dog Biscuit December 4, 2016

Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

by sammyag April 19, 2009

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004