Popeye Turner 

One with the wit and intelligents of a mongofied amoeba.

Also one with a fascination about men's bellends.

That joke was written by Popeye Turner wasnt it?

Kim you are totally Popeye Turner.

Popeye Turner by Redbull February 27, 2004

popeye one eye 

someone who has had sprog blow in thei eye and can nolonger see out of it. so therefore that person can only see out of one eye. POPEYE. These people have a tendancy to say "what the Fuck" and "why do u have to be so gay all the time" alot. So watch out.

If someone can only use one eye they are therefore known as popeye, and you should stay clear of these people because they have a tendancy to blow in other peoples eyes. these people are extreamly gay.

popeye one eye by Keith Matthies September 7, 2005

Popeye's Chicken 

For the love of god, don't eat there. If you want to have chicken, go to Chick fil A and save your stomach and soul. Avoid this greasy disease like hell, its not different from KFC.

Person 1: "Heard you ate at Popeye's Chicken, how good was it?"

Person 2: "I have nightmares now."

Popeye's Chicken by senthurmanz June 2, 2018

Popeye Arm 

when one arm is stronger than the other due to a long period of time masturbating with that arm.

guy 1: dude your right arm is quite a big popeye arm. You need to lay off the meat beating.

guy 2: aww crap. do you think any girl will notice this.

Popeye Arm by Potshot44 March 20, 2010

Popeye's 

A wonderful alternative to KFC it is however still fried chicken. The idea that all Popeye's employees are black is very close to being true, go into your local Popeye's and silently count the ratio of African-Americans to Caucasians. It's not racism, it's a fact, check it out.

Popeye's is one of the tastiest places to eat in the United States.

Popeye's by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Popeye's 

blacks like it lol

that nigger right there is eatin Popeye's

Popeye's by Lack of Memes May 15, 2018

Popeye’s delight 

someone drinks a gallon of olive oil and eats a can of spinach (IN THAT ORDER), throws it up into a tin can, seals said can, inserts can in rectum crushes can like popeye shooting the contents all over target. Who proceeds to eat it up.

What did you do after work yesterday? Oh I had a Popeye’s delight.
What do you get when you go grocery shopping?
I get a lot of heroin spinach and olive oil

Popeye’s delight by Poppa shanks July 31, 2019