Pooper

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on, ass

Kaylyn had the nicest pooper I've ever seen!

by Limetime December 28, 2004

Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.

1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

pooper cooper

one who shits themself at a party, while being drunk (off of little alcohol), and then proceeds to punch the host's mom.

-"yo did you see kate cooper shit themself?!)
-"yeah man, now shes pooper cooper!"

by latroy jackson October 18, 2008

splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

Poobernugget

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.

Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.

by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009

poopermint

The smell created by farting while brushing your teeth.

The overwhelming smell of poopermint, caused the dental hygenist to excuse herself from the man's annual cleaning.

by JJFONT October 27, 2011