poor man's speedball

a combination of hydrocodone and adderall, crushed up and snorted. the desired effect is to mimic the feeling of the authenic speedball, while spending much less money.
i got a hangover from raging last nite, just did a poor man's speedball.
by deballs July 20, 2010
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poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.
For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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Poor man's whiteclaw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!
by jaybirdlaw December 02, 2020
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Poor man's poison

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"
Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.
by idontevenknowanymore1 August 01, 2022
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poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast
Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.
by corn 132 April 30, 2020
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poor man's hotdog

The poor man's hotdog is a term used when one has ran out of hotdog buns and does not have the funds to purchase more so you eat it with bread instead.
Damn we ran out of buns again looks like i have to make the good old fashion poor man's hotdog.
by dickkickem500 June 15, 2017
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Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.
Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!
by neroismyhero October 30, 2009
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