poor man's speedball

a combination of hydrocodone and adderall, crushed up and snorted. the desired effect is to mimic the feeling of the authenic speedball, while spending much less money.

i got a hangover from raging last nite, just did a poor man's speedball.

by deballs July 20, 2010

poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Poor man's whiteclaw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.

My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.

by Galerion June 9, 2018

Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.

Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!

by neroismyhero October 30, 2009

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.

1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010