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Poopsicle

The definition of a popsicle made out of the contents of someone's poop made as a devine Treet to enjoy on a nice hot day.
Today I am going to get a nice poopsicle
by Glory#$ May 18, 2024
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poopsicle sticks

Popsicle sticks in poop-form
Let's make houses out of poopsicle sticks!
by frostedflakes12 November 5, 2017
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The Poopsicle

Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.
I gave Nancy "The Poopsicle" and now she's in the ER!
Rob, you're fucked up.
by ObamasAnkles February 26, 2011
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Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.
Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.
by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020
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Ketchup Poopsicle

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.
Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."
by Your Ice Cream Man October 4, 2008
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Orange poopsicle

freeze a condom, dip it in peanut butter and allow your cats to sensually fellatiate it to the point of climax
Bro, my cats breath smelled like rubber and peanuts after it gave me a riteous orange poopsicle
by juan cabo121 June 7, 2011
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Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
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