Poopapult

"Poop - catapult"

When a gay guy tries to fuck himself in the ass... gets a boner... and then poop flings everywhere.

Ewww... did he just poopapult in his face?

by dontlagthevag April 27, 2009

Poopa

Poopa is another way of saying weed or marijuana. It's commonly referenced when blunts are used.

Yo Willy, hit that poopa right quick.

by OliBooker132 January 2, 2018

Poopaduke

Taking a large crap, filling a load, or filing a report with the great white round one. A load so large, it is royal.

I know, it's so exciting it makes me want to poopaduke!

by SapphireEtsuko November 12, 2010

poopa la-vein

The vein in a shrimp that the poop flows through

Don't eat that shrimp! It still has the poopa la-vein in it!

by Stample June 23, 2006

poopadox

the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they're ashamed of: pooping. It is a woman's job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by Sarah Haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series "Target Women".

Sally: I have diarrhea but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor about it. It's a poopadox

by rania1981 November 18, 2009

poocrastinate

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

by B Knox April 29, 2008

poopage

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005