poop

a delicacy enjoyed by every alpha male and all beloved joe (s)

Person 1: joe did you devour some poop today?
Joe: You bet your fukin sweet ass I did

by 3inchorcoochornothinatall October 02, 2019

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny

Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3

by Pozar January 11, 2008

poop

An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.

Hey Bill come check out this poo in here!

by Kyle January 13, 2005

poop

Poop: (aka: Shit, Mr. Big, Butt-Mud)

A smelly, oily substance thats is usually created by eating McDonalds, or an intoxicated late night binge at the local Taco Bell. Discharged from Uranus, "poop" is usually identified by it's offensive smell, and color changing appearence.

(Colors can very from "Baby Poo Brown", "Rum Bum Black", "Beer Butt Yellow" or the dreaded "Fuck me, I cant remember anything about last night, accept I killed a hooker, ate her brains, and took a poop in her mouth Green")

by MC KILLBOT 5000 October 04, 2005

poop

things that monkeys fling

get him bobo!! "thwap"

by jessica February 09, 2004

poop

a large brown creamy dessert usually chocolate flavoured sometimes vanilla.

i went to my friends house and for dessert she made a lovely poop

by pooper dooper :3 February 10, 2012

poop

The shit that comes out of your ass, usually referred to as Shit, Crap or Taking the browns to the superbowl, Poop is smelly but can sometimes smell good when you eat the right foods. also it can change different colors too when eating the right foods..

1. "awww dave, i just took a big ass poop and my anus got bigger.. now its like a manhole."

2. "john! holy crap! i have to tell you something! i ate twelve bags of skittles and i swear i pooped out a rainbow!"

by Junkie2115 March 08, 2010