pooncakes

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...

by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

Poonis

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009

poodick

When a penis enters a dirty asshole and the receiving end has to shit. When the penis falls out, there is shit all over it. It smells like dogbreath

Wow, that stupid guy has poodick from her dirty asshole.

by Ashley Anderson June 10, 2008

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

poonis

when you dip your penis in poo

dip my penis in some poo, call it a poonis

by proffessor nikker September 4, 2019

Poonocide

1. The mass hitting and quiting of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.

"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"

"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"

by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008