Pochafy

To mock or humiliate someone for something they have said or done. Same ar Roast

Let's pochafy this dude for no reason whatsoever.

by MDYHK June 8, 2018

Poocario

The final boss of Smash Ultimate

I can't believe how powerful Poocario is!

by BOOMdaGOD June 5, 2021

Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.

"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"

by princezofdorks August 21, 2009

Can't Pooch the Mounouch

The phrase one utters when in the presence of the Mounouch.

Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch

by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018

poochin

Poochin is holding out on someone.

Why you poochin on that Crown Royal?

by cHeLL3 September 27, 2005

Pooched

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 3, 2009