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ponied

(adj.) Describing the state of someone's work computer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.
"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."
by m1L33tL3PWny November 10, 2006
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Pornies

A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".

Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.
Mods are asleep, post pornies!

OH MAN, TIME TO PISS OFF SOME BRONIES BY POSTING PORNIES!
by Zhs2 September 21, 2011
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Pooies

Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.

Personal Record: 0/5
Pooies: Hi are you Emily?
Emily: yes
Pooies: Hi
*Awkward posture and silence*
by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019
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Phonies

A friend that comes over to visit but doesn't. He

Comes over to play on his phone and not socialize

Just plays on the phone and looks up every now and then so they are a bunch of (phonies)
My friends came over to visit the other day but didn't they just took her phone out log online and played on it. (so I called them Phonies)
by Twisted eyed dawg August 26, 2018
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Ponied

To pony is to settle an argument or conflict in a way that no one can argue further or continue.
Keep running your month and you will get ponied.
by Acidtopic September 20, 2017
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ponis

a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile
when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity
by johnny p March 23, 2003
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ponis

A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.
Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.
by isthisthingonorwhat March 30, 2005
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