pussy pond

When a girl orgasms and cums an amount of fluid so large, it soaks the bed: causing a cold, wet, and significantly squishy mattress.

"Damn yo, the chick I was with last night, came so much ... I ended up sleeping in a pussy pond all night, yo."

by juice4cheezeits September 7, 2015

Its in the Pond

an expression to explain where everyhing lost or hidden is located

after blake read his hatchet clue the lunch tent was filled with chants of "Its in the Pond"

constant vigilance

by the CIT July 11, 2011

Lady Pond

A term used to sexually describe a relationship with a woman and another woman. Lesbianism basically.

Cameron Diaz took a "Dip in The 'Lady Pond'.

by Ladyinthewater May 29, 2016

POND

(Always all caps)
A replacement for the words PWN, PWND, and all derivatives.

Lol u ben POND!!!1

I POND you all.

by Nort January 12, 2008

milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

lady pond

Taking a plunge into lesbianism

She made me want to take a deep in the lady pond.

by Jjblonde May 22, 2016

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.

NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).

I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.

Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!

Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

by BORN2FISHMQ2 April 13, 2013