Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.

It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.

by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022

porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

by mrlys September 28, 2021

ponderance

A thought, an idea, or a revelation

Jim, I've had a ponderance... maybe we're doing it wrong.

by Templaris October 8, 2022

Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.

I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 29, 2024

Ponderous

Someone who ponders often and thinks on a big scale

Morgan is one of the most ponderous people I know

by Natesgreat232 January 12, 2024