Politicking

Pussy bitches/niggas who never wanna fight

They all bark no bite

This bitch politicking fell her come shake sum 🧟 ♂️

by harlemlangobitch May 9, 2020

politicizing

1. to discuss politics
2. to cram your political opinions down someone elses throat.

"Politicizing" very well describes the horrible plague brought on urbandictionary.com by the childish liberals and conservatives.

by Jesiah February 24, 2004

Politician

Ancient Greek for "idiot."

Did you see that guy over there launching fireworks off a barrel clearly marked "flammable?" He's such a politician.

by Raxz April 6, 2012

Lebanese politician

A scandalous, horrendous, abominable, disgusting, abhorrent, hideous, irresponsible and pathetic creatures that worship money.

This man is pathetic and greedy, he should be a Lebanese politician.
Examples: Aoun, Hariri, Joumblat, Beri

by Sourayya May 3, 2020

politician

a complete asshole that is either a republican or democrat. They are shady and don't really care about the city, state, or country.

person 1- hey did you vote for the politician?
person 2- fuck no, they're assholes!

by em2020 February 24, 2015

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.

A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha

by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018