Pokèman

The new, cool way to say Pokemon. Also a way your third grade English teacher would pronounce it.

Dude #1: "Bro! Let's hit the streets on Pokemon GO!"
Dude #2: "What whaaaaat?! We getting down on Pokèman!"

Ms Morris: "Now get off yer game boys kids and study when y'all git home"
Class: "yes Ms. Morris!"
*Kid pulls out game boy on his way out of class*
Ms Morris: "Those darn kids and their Pokèman video games"

#pokèman

by thewildeone July 24, 2016

PokéMonster

PokéMonster is a selfish pokémon player who won't share information, rushes you so that you do not catch the pokémon you need, or makes you leave the Pokéstops because their battery is dead.

Adam is a PokéMonster because he left the stop before I could get the items.

David is a PokéMonster because he rushes me when his phone battery is dead.

by AngelCruz3213 April 2, 2017

Pokemonster

People who cause inconvenience or damage while playing the game Pokemon Go. This inconvenience or damage can be due either to Pokemonster's inability to function in both the real world and the imaginary world, simultaneously, or their complete self-absorption and the idea that the value of the game they play will somehow fill their complete and total lack of substance as a human being.

Dude: "Man, some chump ran over our corn hole boards and another blocked our parking lot entrance while playing that game Pokemon Go, today at work."

Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"

by Dave Deadeye August 12, 2018

pokeman

a pokemon rip off (word made by me)

OH NO ITS A POKEMON
No its a chiaotzu pokeman

by my namek ur vegeta hahahaha April 5, 2021

PokéFans

Interwebs site which is used by Pokéthots to make some quick cash from fistfuckers as they sub for nudes and other content.

A: Hey, did you saw Erika's new vid?
B: The DP one? Yeah, I'm subbed to her Pokéfans!

by Entry094 January 4, 2022

PokéFans

Interwebs site on which PokéThots make quick cash from fictfuckers who sub for nudes and other content.

A: Hey, did you saw Erika's new video?
B: The DP one in the back alley? Yeah, I'm subbed to her PokéFans!

by Entry094 January 4, 2022

Pokeymen

you have to obtain all of them

POKEY MEN HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
OUR BRAVERY WILL HELP US A BIT
YOU EDUCATE ME AND I'LL EDUCATE YOU
POKEYMEN
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
POKEYMEN

by helpimstuckatschoolandimbored March 23, 2022