Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011

piffledust

Piffle is nonsense, fiddle-faddle. Piffledust is even more degrading.

I have heard some nonsense in my life, however this is a real piffledust.

by Lone B. Ranger January 9, 2007

paffles

pancakes mixed with waffles

Mom, i want some paffles for breakfast.

by Phil-it-Up August 5, 2008

puffles

puffy nipples, as in nipples where the whole areola is 'puffy'. similar in construction to the words 'gunt' and 'kankles'

she had nice puffles.

by john m. November 10, 2003

Piffle

To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.

Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling

Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)

Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"

by espocrespo November 2, 2011

puffle

A person who receives enjoyment from having penises in their vagina or anal cannal

"You had sex last night? Wow, you are such a puffle."

by armzy14 July 3, 2009

Poffer

A poffer is a person who is a drama queen, and drags all attention to themself.

Simmilar word: Calling someone a Tart

Ugh! You're such a poffer! Get a life!

by Nire Ikswobarg June 28, 2009