Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

Plunging the Gooch

Taking a shower

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!

by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022

plurking

when you lurk and plot at the same time

eg. blud is always plurking

by eshin_brigt August 24, 2023

Skank Planking

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.

Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...

by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

whale plunging

An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person

Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.

by Capt. Ahab! March 18, 2021

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011