plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plenking

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.

This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?

by Zeis September 4, 2012

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016

Plankton Paradox

One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life

Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!

by Hurble lurble durble March 30, 2020

Plink

A racial Slur against plinko players.

On Jan 9th 2022 YouTubers Smii7y, Kyroz, Bigjigglypanda, and Byze making countless racial comments against plinkists

by Gzakattack January 10, 2022

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

plonkstain

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006