Plum Gig

A really awesome and gratifying job according to Aziz Ansari.

Jimmy Fallon: How do you like working on Parks and Rec.?
Aziz Ansari: It's a plum gig! I'm so lucky!

by celia92 October 31, 2013

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

plum gobbler

someone who likes to give blowjobs

she has be giving him a blowjob all day. shes such a plum gobbler.

by socco ball July 13, 2009

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 09, 2010

Plum Gay

Plum is a gay boi

You a Plum Gay

by PlumUltraGay May 07, 2018

pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.

Those shoes are the pups plums!

by Gavin Simpson June 19, 2007

undead plum

undead plum: A plum that has yet to be completely decomposed, yet not quite ripe with the urge to be cannibalistic towards other fruits.

I wish that undead plum would stop trying to eat all my fruits.

by A word that needs to be accept December 26, 2010