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alexander

The name for a true gentleman
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Alexander Hamiltoned

When someone asks you: "what's your

name, man?" And a flying Lin

Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away
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Alexander Hamilton

Some significant founding father that was turned into a musical by chance.
Lin Manuel Miranda: I read this book on Alexander Hamilton, I should turn it into a broadway show!
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Alexander Puah

An Asian male who is absolutely shit at German.
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He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR
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Alexander Hamilton

One of the founding fathers of the country.

-general
-secretary of treasury
-whiskey rebellion
-the capital of the country was moved so Madison would support Hamilton's financial plan (under-the-table deal)
-he was an enemy of john adams, aaron burr, james madison, etc.

Hamilton shot first in the duel, but missed because he was planning not to hit Burr. Burr shot Hamilton in the rib area, however, he was probably planning not to hit Hamilton. He died the next day.
Hamilton got pwned by Burr in that duel omg.
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Alexander

Synonymous to "A God Among Men", Alexander is the modern day equivalent to Adonis. Born into perfection, Alexander is often the wittiest, most insightful, and all around most handsome specimen of the human race conceived. Among characteristically being incredibly suave and graceful when in the presence of women, he still observes humbleness while they swoon into his arms. Alexander's exquisitely toned musculature and beautifully deep eyes must be taken into account for this phenomena, which seems to occur wherever an Alexander happens to be. Friends of Alexander should consider themselves lucky, nay, chosen by a higher power to be selected by such a figure of complete perfection. Alexander's jua de vive comes from the fact that he brings happiness and enjoyment to others, and that is all he needs.
Superman often wishes he could be more like Alexander.
by Boitlox December 17, 2012
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