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And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)
Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.
by KakSoran June 5, 2010
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geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006
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I plead the 5th

Pleading the 5th means to not self-incriminate yourself, but it has the connotation of meaning that you did it.
The reason for this connotation is because if you didn't do it, why wouldn't you just say no?
It's a way of not saying "yes you did something" but hinting that you did, but they can't really say you hinted at it.
Bob: Did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Joe: I plead the 5th
by Alice Hatterson July 18, 2018
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pleanc

Irish spelling of 'plank' - A stupid or silly person having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.
You're a right feckin' pleanc!
by pecker dunn January 11, 2009
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please

by purplemonky November 24, 2003
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Aesthetically Pleasing

“Have you see Taehyung lately?”

“Yeah he’s beautiful
“I know, he’s Aesthetically pleasing
by Tae-is-nsfw July 15, 2018
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Honky, please

An urbanization of "Oh, come come now, my esteemed white brother....surely you jest."
Statement: Mark and Char have sex three times per day. Retort: Honky, please!
by HoofHearted December 16, 2008
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