A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)
Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.
by KakSoran June 04, 2010
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an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.
"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

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Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh
"50 cents please?"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
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please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech
please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary
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