planter

someone who grows mad weed trees in their house. usually really expensive. they grow in their pools, basments, gardens, etc...

they make alot of money.
and shank people who steal their shit

stoner 1:im gonna steal that niggas haze

stoner 2: damn nigga dont do that he shank yo ass, he be a planter

by black lungs May 22, 2005

Planetesimal

Planetesimals are objects of some Km of diameters that are thought to have formed during the solar system's formation.

Asteroids and comets are leftover planetesimals that have not been incorporated into a planet during this period

by Andrew scrivner April 28, 2005

Plantetarian

A person who does not eat any plants in their diets. (i.e. wheats)

I am a plantetarian, so I eat mostly meat.

by banlord August 6, 2009

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

Plantaephilea

Someone who is sexually attracted to plants.

he wold rather jack his bean stock to some grass rather than some ass he must be in to Plantaephilea.

by bighit420 July 17, 2016

Planetentiary

the feeling you feel when you are in a world of billions of humans but feel completely alone.

I wonder if any one cares about what I'm living through or would care if I told them about it?

Clearly not because I'm all alone in this lonely planetentiary.

by P.CHOMP July 5, 2016

Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017