planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016

cold-packing

to find a recently deceased person (post morgue preferably) and have intercourse with the cold body.

John worked in the crematorium just so he could go cold-packing a couple of times a week.

by LynkPDX March 14, 2009

packing fudge

Tom Cruise's day job.

I saw Tom Cruise packing fudge today at the fudge packing plant. Later, he packed fudge into a truck. After work he was packing fudge with Mel Gibson. He later ate all of that fudge and got yelled at by Mel Gibson, who has made him his bitch.

by Krakatoanus April 16, 2010

PACKING MEAT

Packing meat: hung, well endowed, straped, HUGE

Oh yeah, he's packing meat!!!!

by Atre14 November 21, 2007

packing heat

To be in possession of concealed firearms. To be carrying

"He is packing some serious heat under that trenchcoat"

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

packing

Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.

Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days!

by Carl Willis August 24, 2004

packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

by Intelligent Pollack January 4, 2009