sales pitch

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.

WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005

pitchables

Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed.

Hey man let's get high tonight. We're a few bucks short of an eigth though, got any pitchables?

by Skerks May 9, 2009

High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.

Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."

by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014

All Time Pitcher

One who only "gives" and never "receives"...

Between Rob and Stuart, Rob is the all time pitcher.

by FilthyBasard July 2, 2008

pitch the tent

when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)

Yo, everyone saw you pitch the tent up there!

by NICHOLS PARK BOY WITH DYLAN January 5, 2016

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011