The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.

George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013

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Pisan

An Italian, esp. an Italian Male

I was talking to Vince the other day and he said his parents were Polish. Waddya kiddin' me?? He's from Italy! He's a Pisan!

by Ryan_W July 7, 2006

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pissa

Massachusetts slang
1. Meaning cool
2. Can be used as a noun when someone does something stupid.

"That car is wicked frickin pissa"
"Dave your a pissa"

by anonymous March 11, 2004

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pisado

Sp. Piece of garbage; literally, "stepped on" (offensive)

¡Hueco pisado!
¡Indio pisado!

by Pat G. October 21, 2003

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pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off and disappointed at the same time.

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed his class.

by DJ Lars July 23, 2008

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Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.

1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."

by Andy Burton December 27, 2008

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