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Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
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pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.
man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010
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Pissing Skittles

This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.
I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.

Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.

Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
by gitzmoney January 10, 2011
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Pissing me on

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.
"Dang it, Kenneth! 'Stop pissing me on!'"
by KjSpittah May 29, 2017
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pissing down

raining so much it seems like all of the worlds water is coming down on top of you
"im not going out its pissing down"
by impartial annoymous November 26, 2003
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PISSIN IN THE DARK

looking for something without proper lighting

trying to make an informed decision without adequate information

attempting to aceive something that is impossible
you are just pissin in the dark if you think she is going to call!
by michael haldane June 26, 2006
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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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