pilf

polly pocket princess i'd like to fuck
- a short and cute girl with whom you would like to engage in sexual relations

that midget in the bikini is hot, i think she's a pilf.

by J. Powell April 19, 2006

pilf

Pensioner I'd like to fuck

Have you been down the WI today? Blimey! Have I?! There's loads of Pilf!

by Andrew Broadhurst & Jasmin September 10, 2007

PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

by ChrisD. December 16, 2007

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus October 18, 2008

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin January 18, 2009

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003

PILF

Partner I'd Like to Fuck.

"Who were you dancing with then?"
"Oh, that's my partner."
"He's a pure PILF!"

by Bexibabes July 30, 2008