Membrane Picker

Someone who tediously picks off all the white stuff off of oranges before eating them.

Shan would you just eat the fucking orange! stop being such a membrane picker.

by Farrell Gilmour November 5, 2009

Disabled picker

A person (non-disabled) who picks, tease, torment or bully people with disabilities. It could be either physical or mental.

i don't know if you heard this but Karen she makes fun of the mentally disabled people, she's such a disabled picker. i hate her!

by thefunkynormoman September 12, 2009

cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.

Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.

by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018

Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.

A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

by Logan2255 August 15, 2010

Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008

dick picken

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

david pickett

David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys

David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”

Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett”

by Thickypotpie April 14, 2022