Pick-A-Winner

A saying often used when a person is picking their nose. People use this as a joke to let you know they've caught you.

"Hey Jessica, Pick-a-winner!"

by Chanelly Welly January 22, 2009

total package

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by ??? August 5, 2003

picajew

a humorous nickname applied to a jewish friend, generally a short, husky one.

Picajew! long time no see, man... how the menorah hanging?

by Wild Drunken Bill October 5, 2007

johnny package

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

picardize

To change the ending of a minor-key piece of music to a major key, adding a Picardy third (tierce de Picardie).

One can loosely refer to music that already has a Picardy third ending as "self-picardizing". Some examples include the "Little" Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach, "And I Love Her" by The Beatles, "Roundabout" by Yes, and N.I.B. by Black Sabbath.

"The last chord here is D minor. Do you really want to picardize it, using D major instead?"
"Yes, Number One, make it so."

by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

Honkey Whispering Pickaninny

If you know what a honkey whisperer is and you know what a Pickaninny is? This has "what you talkin bout Willis" all over it!

A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!

Emmanuelle Louis was the best Honkey Whispering Pickaninny that ever graced a camera!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016