who fucked the pastor?

when you do not understand a sentence a person has just spoken and the end word of the sentence sounds like pastor this phrase can be used in place of what or excuse me for comical enhancement.

Use of such statement in a Church or other Holy site could be considered blasphemous.

Crash: Hey Lizzy whats your password?

Lizzy: Who fucked the pastor?

or

Steve: Axl Rose is a bastard!

Squid: Who fucked the pastor?

by Steve Buttholerson August 23, 2010

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Jaco Pastorius

Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

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Pastor

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

by hoze August 11, 2004

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pastor pimp

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.

I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man

by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015

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