Pythagorean Diet

When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.

Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.

by MathPlus March 4, 2021

Beige Python

Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Reptilia, Order: Squamata, Family: Boidae, Genus: Python, Beige

Also known as a trouser snake, the Beige Python is known to lurk in a particular pair of pants around the Bartow County area of Georgia. Women from all over the world come to Bartow County for a chance to see the legendary python.

Allison! Did you see that guy's beige python over there, it was so bulgy and huge!

by JamesME August 17, 2010

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

monty python

The greatest comedy troupe I've ever seen. Michael Palin, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Eric Idle make up the group. They're all still alive except for Graham Chapman. Famous for the Flying Circus and the Holy Grail, but there's also the Meaning of Life and Life of Brian.

"Can you spot a larch from a distance?"

by alb July 15, 2008

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

Monty Python

something you can look foward to after you just failed your math final

"whats wrong with the parrot?
its dead thats whats wrong with it"
or "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

by evil weevil of doom May 3, 2003

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003