pledge drive trepidation

The fear one feels while turning on the radio tuned to your listener supported station that another pledge drive has begun.

Did you catch that story about the McCrearys on This American Life?" "No, I was planning to listen but was paralyzed by pledge drive trepidation.

by mariadeathstar June 7, 2011

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

Pledgetables

Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.

"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."

by Jimbles March 16, 2008

fraternity pledge

A promise set between a group of people sharing a common interest.

Me and my friends made a fraternity pledge, and to this day, we still haven’t broken it.

by lululemonsssss September 12, 2019

Pledge of Allegiance

The satanic ritual that Americans do.

"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"

by my bussy September 22, 2020

Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.

"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"

by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012

Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.

Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray

by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010