polishing the trophy

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

by FTH Coug June 13, 2010

polishing the dolphin

jerking off

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin

by carl hern December 12, 2013

polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

by Bryce's Magic April 25, 2006

Polishing ol' Pete

To scrub off Mr.Happy down there, to achieve sexual pleasure.

Once I walked in on my boyfriend polishing ol' pete with a hotdog bun.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 5, 2008

polishing

To make ones penis smooth and shiny by rubbing or oral action.

Little Billy was caught polishing in the bathroom. His mother was very disappointed.

Meghan gives great head. She can polish my junk any day of the week.

by FrigApple December 14, 2008

Polishing the Rocket

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was polishing the rocket.

by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.

I'm phasting today.

by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015