phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

phallicam

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.

Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

by g50007 May 2, 2008

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

phallocentric

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS

LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

phallacy

a lie regarding one's penis size

Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...

by Whitty May 26, 2003