Peckernut

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.

Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"

by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker

Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/

by The-grub69 April 12, 2011

Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.

"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."

by Turboplf October 23, 2008

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

yard parkers

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.

Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!

by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011

Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.

Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.

by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014