Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Pecantroversy

A state of prolonged public dispute or debate, usually concerning a matter of opinion, between people who are nuts.

When her friends found out she was dating Jay, and you know what her friends are like, it started a complete pecantroversy.

by Buster Parker May 26, 2010

Peentard

A gay man with a learning disability.

Carl: What did you call Jim again?

Richard: I called him a peentard. Got a problem?

by gameismyname January 28, 2022

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When you piss on little kid

Hey I love to: pecuntuatingmalaticlationalingpunctioanlingpingleingchonkawonkidonkatationplunctationaingflunkitactatitionexolticationflancatiuatoinpecuntiancingfelinguaitngurination

Same nga!

by 124jackb=eljo February 18, 2023

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.

Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.

by blue_panda November 19, 2018

lightyear percent

an amount greater than infinity

“i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch”

by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020