Plasterfaced

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.

John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.

by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006

Plasters radio

Covered in spunk

Paul “I saw Sharon’s holiday photos, in one of them she looks like a plasterers radio”

Chaz “ plasterers radio? Was she working while she was away?”

Paul “ that’s one way to put it, working her lips around plenty of cock and getting men to shoot their whack all over her”

Chaz “dirty old slag”

Plasters radio covered in seaman

by Paz1878 November 12, 2022

ass plaster

when one's ass is crusty from scabs or shit

Stevens road rash was so bad when it began to heal it looked like he had ass plaster

by curtmagurt August 5, 2013

An Abigail plaster

When you put a plaster on something that really does not need it.

An Abigail plaster is when you put a plaster on a sore toe or any other part of your body that has no visible inflammation or blister or reason which would normally warrant it. The only rationale being to pamper the aura (and get a bit of attention).

by iAndre February 23, 2011

pester pipe

Your dick, when used in a pestering manner.

Like when your pestering your wife or your bitch for sex. You take it out and start smackin their ass or the their leg.

"Put that damn pester pipe away!! I'm tired."

by deep January 2, 2005

plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011