A peanut is a small, semi-hard protrusion of tissue at or just inside the anus. A peanut results from having a case of "ass flu" for several days during which the anus is put under tremendous and shocking stress. The peanut is usally only detectible when wiping but in some extreme cases it is detectible by the ass cheeks.
A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
I went to Golden Coral and got a raging case of ass flu. When it was all over my starfish had a peanut that didn't go into remission for ten days. It made me feel pretty scule.
by JT Naylor October 13, 2006
Derogative aimed at Female nipples particularly when aroused or on a cold day, reference to hardness and shape of the delicious bar snack.
by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005
Derogatory term to describe someone who can't drive a car correctly usually on the highway/motorway...
thats a green light you peanut!....accelerator is on the right you peanut!....check your mirrors you peanut!
by Abbes March 13, 2006
n. a tie that has been tugged downwards until the knot is roughly equivalent in size to a peanut.
v. to administer a peanut. A common and popular act of schoolboys.
v. to administer a peanut. A common and popular act of schoolboys.
by Dashane September 06, 2005
*Jerry walks over to steve*
Jerry: PEANUT!!!
*Jerry pulls very very hard on either bits of tie til there be a tight knot at the top
Jerry: PEANUT!!!
*Jerry pulls very very hard on either bits of tie til there be a tight knot at the top
by Brianetta November 21, 2006
the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!
by Jellybean March 15, 2005
She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.
by AnXS July 21, 2009