Paint houses

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.

A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.

by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019

Painted Willy

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

by A bored English student January 15, 2014

toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003

green paint brush

Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.

Joey had to tip everyone at the wedding so pulled out the old green paint brush.

by Carmine From Jersey November 8, 2007

Huffing Paint Post

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

by betterthanthou520 April 22, 2011

Paint chips

One who eats lead paint is expected to have strange behaviors like. Eating everything in their sight, saying weird things uncontrollably, and making a fool of themselves when ever they can. If you know someone with a paint chips addiction, please get them help:

"Wow why is liz so weird"

"Oh she is addicted to paint chips, I feel so bad for her."

by Paint chips July 31, 2017