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Take over payments

When a friend of yours is through with a girl because he's moving, moved on, or just needs something new, you take over sexual payments.
"So I'm not gonna hang out with Shaleena anymore man....time for you to take over payments"
"Sweet! I've always wanted to put it in her."
by top king November 3, 2008
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paden

Microscopic town in central oklahoma. Population: 400? If that.
Hey, we just drove into Paden. Oh wow, we're now leaving Paden too.
by Adam Tyne September 20, 2006
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easy payment

say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!
jack made an easy payment with such ease that he was covered in bruises!!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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Payen

Payen

Beautiful, powerful, sweet and caring. Who is very unique and amazing. Payen(s) is/are best paired with Jonathan(s) and make the best life partners/soul mates. Also refered to as Chobi~
Payen is my soul mate... and my Chobi~!
by Uruquai Shyamalan December 15, 2012
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Palden

a horny Michigan State student who likes to talk about guys shitting their pants.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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payment

This is one of the laws of social physics. When a man observes a couple and wants to have sex with the female, all the man has to do is simply fight the other male. If he wins, the female immediately forgets about her lover and is forced by nature to have sexual intercourse with this new man. The man will now receive his 'payment' for pulling off such a random and brave stunt. This was discovered when an unknown man witnessed Chuck Norris execute this act and tried to reenact it. Much to his surprise, it worked. This was one of the first laws of social physics ever to be discovered. This also works for women, however, the fight must take place in a kiddie pool filled with either mud or some other slippery substance.
Jim: Hey. I just beat the shit out of your boyfriend.

Sarah: Who? Nevermind. I don't care. Lets have sex!

Jim: Yes! Payment!
by Payment December 14, 2010
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Paden

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.
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