Nashville Paperweight

Defecating on a coworker's desk - usually while they're on vacation.

Joe enjoyed his trip to the Bahamas, but - upon returning to work - he was dismayed to find that Frank had left him a Nashville Paperweight.

by MemphisBlue April 12, 2017

on paper

either on probation or parole

man,I caught this gun case,and I'm on paper already for that dope case...i'm doing some time on this one

by 40 Bunk July 16, 2008

paper architect

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.

"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli

by ignazio January 30, 2010

paper thin

Refers to the thickness of a wall and how easily sound travels through it.

Watch what you say, the walls are paper thin.

by Shadic6 October 27, 2014

paperview

The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.

Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."

by Penumant February 15, 2017

Paper Clit

When you give a woman, a paper cut in their vaginal area.

Yo, I gave that bitch a paper clit last night.
On JAH!?
Yah, she soaked the paper!

by anonymous April 7, 2019

Paper Mario: The Origami King

The latest instance of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Toad infestation, TTYD fans grow ever more enraged with the lack of unique characters. In this one, you save the world from an edge lord with an inflated ego.

Fans of the original Paper Mario trilogy tend to be conflicted by the release of Paper Mario: The Origami King

by StarPrismGaming February 16, 2021