Rachel Princess Patel

A professional dickteaser with an incredible ability to seduce people in doing whatever she wants. Using her outstanding beauty she strips men of their dignity by making them drive up three hours and receive nothing in exchange - no compliments, no thank yous, no hand holding and EVEN not one titty! Not even one titty! She will make any men buckle to her demands. Warriors will throw down their swords and surrender themselves to the "Princess" 's every command.

The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.

Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.

What a Rachel Princess Patel! He drove up three hours to visit her - hoping for something. Maybe a quick peek. But she didn't submit. She didn't hold his hand. Didn't kiss him and of course didn't show him even one titty. After all, seeing one titty, is like seeing both right?

by Failed Warrior January 24, 2011

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Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.

(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"

by Fantino Boy April 15, 2010

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Synthesizer Patel

A man who loves synthesizers so much he changed his name to Synthesizer Patel.

So many people today try to steal your synthesizer.
-Synthesizer Patel

by synthesizer enthusiast May 24, 2009

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Patel

The last name of Patel has an obsession with Taco Bell. If you see a Patel at Taco Bell grabbing the container of sauces don’t be weirded out because it is normal for a Patel. They stock up on sauces throughout the year.

Every Patel’s favorite food is Taco Bell.

by Patel for Life October 30, 2019

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rice patrol

Rice Patroling is something that only Domestic Car owners can do. Though cars such as the Camaro and Corvette do it best, Mustangs are also permitted to participate in rice patroling. It involves the owner of the muscle car or other domestic automobile driving to his or her destination and shutting down every ricer he sees by 1) Revving at the ricer who gives no response 2) Tapping the roof of his or her car when a ricer is around 3) Plain talking shit to the ricer at a stop light (this includes giving the ricer the bird) or 4) Stomping the ricer in a race to the point where the ricer simply stops racing or pulls a U-Turn in order to avoid the humiliation of being beaten so badly. Rice Patrol can be done on your way to the grocery store or just carried out when you feel like racing. It can be done at any time, but can only be carried out by cars respectable enough to do it. Stock V6 domestics are not allowed to conduct Rice Patrol unless it is on a ricer of lesser value. Who buys a V6 muscle car anyways? Get real.

There's a group of Hondas up there at the Wal-Mart parking lot; looks like it's time for some Rice Patrol.

by Yabba Dabba Doo May 29, 2008

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