Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"
"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
by sayynevermore October 24, 2012
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by Murf E March 30, 2009
Get the patiandola mug.Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.
“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”
After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”
Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.
Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.
“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”
After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”
Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.
Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.
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by BadASS Suicidal 9th Grader September 27, 2017
Get the Paterchin mug.A term used for a person who is very persistent and patient that they are willing to wait their entire life for something. The only person who does not complain when their food is an hour late. Mostly present in nigglets named Babatunde. The main reason why dads take 18 years to get home from buying milk. There is a 1/1,000,000 chance for someone to be born with this trait.
Person 1: Hey man I haven't seen ya for a while. Where have you been?
Person 2: I've been camping outside this Walmart for the past year to get some milk for my little nigglets.
Person 1: Man, you've got the Patience of a Nigga.
Person 2: I've been camping outside this Walmart for the past year to get some milk for my little nigglets.
Person 1: Man, you've got the Patience of a Nigga.
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Get the Klancer Patient mug.When your boyfriend is so excited about the excellent shave job you just gave his testicles he rewards you by dragging his sack across your upturned smiling face.
Brian hoped that after buying that new razor, his boyfriend would reward him with the best prickly pair of his life.
by DingusBro April 10, 2015
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