Cancer Patient

A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.

Why are we losing this game?

Because we're playing against absolute cancer patients.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

Patience

Patience, is a very easily lovable character. She has a very bubbly character and is very confident. She will bring a smile to your face the moment she walks into the room. Sometimes her being loud can get on your nerves. But non the less, she has one of the most caring and loving souls you can meet.

Person 1 "Who is that girl, she is so confident?"
Person 2 "Oh that's Patience."
Person 1 "I MUST FRIEND HER!!!"

by Princess_Rapunzel May 18, 2019

Echoes, Silence, Patience And Grace

An amazing album by the awesome Foo Fighters.

I just bought "Echoes, Silence, Patience And Grace", it kicks ass!

by DefinitionMaker September 29, 2007

Patience

an annoying period of time you have no choice but to deal with.

If you tell me to have patience one more time I'm going to scream!

by rhmcanes September 27, 2011

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 15, 2007

Patierno

A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.

Girlscout: You're soo cute and small!
Patierno: Thanks you're soo sweet!
Girlscout:*blushes*
Patierno:*pulls out anaconda penis*
Girlscout: Holy shit you're a Patierno!
Patierno: Why yes, yes I am.
Girlscout: FUCK ME!
Brought to you by BRAZZERS!

by The Desciple January 27, 2013

Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010